{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I wish I had a car bomb. I wish I was like 9 so I had balls. L\u00e4l. Her boyfriends tall and he plays Madden \u201806 so how am I gonna...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/678918414466760704/", "html": "\n<video  id='embed-69bf53b61bc21847895845' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='500' height='375' poster='https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_omtrrrOP3I1ul9xms_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{\"autoheight\":null,\"duration\":15,\"hdUrl\":false,\"filmstrip\":{\"url\":\"https://68.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_omtrrrOP3I1ul9xms_filmstrip.jpg\",\"width\":\"200\",\"height\":\"150\"}}' crossOrigin='anonymous' controls>\n    <source src=\"/media/tumblr_omtrrrOP3I1ul9xms_2f0db3acb29e.mp4\" type=\"video/mp4\">\n</video>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://choro-q.tumblr.com/post/158464414807/i-wish-i-had-a-car-bomb-i-wish-i-was-like-9-so-i\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">choro-q</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I wish I had a car bomb. I wish I was like 9 so I had balls. L\u00e4l. Her boyfriends tall and he plays Madden \u201806 so how am I gonna cum. So when I asked her out she said I was put in the hospital for type 5 diabetes. I wish I was a little.</p></blockquote>"}