{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "imagine being a guy born in the Roman Republic, and you see crucifixions happen, and you know crucifixions are a real threat to...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/678868096847659008/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://frottinq.tumblr.com/post/678812102577848320/imagine-being-a-guy-born-in-the-roman-republic\" target=\"_blank\">frottinq</a>:</p><blockquote><p>imagine being a guy born in the Roman Republic, and you see crucifixions happen, and you know crucifixions are a real threat to you, and then someday you end up accidentally time traveling, and you end up thousands of years in the future. Not only are there crucifixes everywhere, that are too small to be used, but people literally worship them as idolatry. to the point they make the sign of a crucifix over their body to repel evil thoughts. then imagine going to the store and finding a chocolate crucifix </p><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"4032\" data-orig-width=\"3024\"><img src=\"/media/101df39f9319fee7ca28e835813ee165278f72f3_39a90b9efaa9.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"4032\" data-orig-width=\"3024\" srcset=\"/media/2561c3f435090ab4d7f3ab1bd28c4f0d789126c0_57a860292b23.jpg 75w, /media/3ed4b064c50ae133e32b69522d433f3b38d3bc36_abeaf9b862ed.jpg 100w, /media/a0465366eb408faa872c42b03b98fdb52bbd76cc_796964ea5e25.jpg 250w, /media/964d7b07bbcfff9d6a88366f79189b8f9328095c_016721e1ea3d.jpg 400w, /media/ebcb7fcaa96a647a11f81a15b1dc7131c7f7df7d_d0d6d13b83c8.jpg 500w, /media/a4ab6d3b87adcb5ef630e7f421943781db3e2d7d_833c5f28cbb0.jpg 540w, /media/101df39f9319fee7ca28e835813ee165278f72f3_39a90b9efaa9.jpg 640w, /media/8cb7391b16eb7f09a5e4fe15aaae319b7190db31_61adbf0e1a5d.jpg 1280w, /media/1d2d38755d73ccd09c54f3a5631b06168c47d8b3_dd41664009d2.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\"/></figure></div></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/101df39f9319fee7ca28e835813ee165278f72f3_39a90b9efaa9.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 853}