Those fucking John Green Crash Course videos were such a goddamn terror and I’m always going to have so much contempt for my AP...
Those fucking John Green Crash Course videos were such a goddamn terror and I’m always going to have so much contempt for my AP teacher forcing us to watch them
“Hi I’m John Green the Cock Goblin welcome to Crash Course World History Philosophy Literature Every Humanities Ever and today we’re talking about why Sylvia Plath stuck her head in an oven and Jay Gatsby is so bae. Never mind the fact that I have zero credentials in most of the things I talk about I make weird horny books for teenagers so I’ve designated myself the cool Internet guy here to teach you about everything and your teacher is going to go along with it cause they gargle rocks. Fuck you.”
Until like halfway through the second post I was picturing Tom Green