{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Got a kubotan, cause that's the weapon I see being least of an issue to go out carrying and get intoxicated and want to get out...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/678677521321099264/", "html": "<p>Got a kubotan, cause that&rsquo;s the weapon I see being least of an issue to go out carrying and get intoxicated and want to get out &amp; play with &lsquo;cuz it&rsquo;s neat</p>"}