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argumate:

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godelitonthemountain:

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argumate:

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hooved:

call his dick the hurdy-gurdy the way i\u2019m hand-cranking it

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call it the tuba the way I\u2019m honking it

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Call it the oboe the way I\u2019m tonguing the double reed to make it vibrate

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call it the timpani the way I\u2019m pounding it

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Call it the snare drum the way I’m not really clear how to calibrate the tightness

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