argumate:

godelitonthemountain:

argumate:

hooved:

call his dick the hurdy-gurdy the way i’m hand-cranking it

call it the tuba the way I’m honking it

Call it the oboe the way I’m tonguing the double reed to make it vibrate

call it the timpani the way I’m pounding it

Call it the snare drum the way I’m not really clear how to calibrate the tightness