So the other day I had a dream where I was training a bunch of people into warriors, but the only weapons we had were red fire axes, and I was up in front and I made up a song for people to time their practice swings with, it went:

hack, hack ‘em with an axe

axe, axe, axe attack

and it was such a good axe-swinging song and I was so proud of it that I remembered it even when I woke up to pee and fell back asleep