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planetariump4:

dzamie:

ruffboi-mags:

schwazombie:

charlesoberonn:

demareth:

noroquian:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

“Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order.”

I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

This one?

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don’t even need Apollo to be captioned, it’s just “he’s holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it’s Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users”

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  1. The first image is of a four panel comic. A little block labelled 2020s says in a sing-songy way, ‘I’m the craziest decade!’ A large, muscular person labelled 1910s comes in, followed by someone else labelled 1940s; both are laughing. They both start to beat up the 2020s, still laughing.
  2. noroquian’s addition is a skeleton with eyes and furrowed eyebrows, looking frustrated with realization.
  3. third image is of a tweet with identifying details blurred out, saying nothing but 'YOU’ and having a photo of a cat looking up at the camera, held down by a hand with scattered soil in the background.
  4. The last image, by schwazombie, is of a statue of Apollo, with a dodgeball edited on and the eyes made to look glowing. Reference to the 'Apollo’s Gift of Prophecy’ meme.

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