{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "God, two of my neighbors have this weird fixation with trying to grow trees' in others' shadow\nIF YOU WANT A PLANT TO TAKE UP...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/678199411532251136/", "html": "<p>God, two of my neighbors have this weird fixation with trying to grow trees&rsquo; in others&rsquo; shadow</p><p>IF YOU WANT A PLANT TO TAKE UP SPACE UNDER A PINE TREE LOCALLY NATIVE EVERGREEN FOREST UNDERGROWTH BUSHES TOTALLY EXIST! MANY OF THEM BEAR TASTY FRUITS! WHY ARE YOU PUTTING <b>ANOTHER</b> PINE TREE THERE?</p>"}