{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "27th February 2022", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/677371808401555456/", "html": "

lordturkeyfist:

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kryptonians:

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lesbianbritneyspears:

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perrisbueller:

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lesbianbritneyspears:

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when people are like \u201cthe hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale\u201d like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan\u2019s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer\u2019s body

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Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

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michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y\u2019all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y\u2019all LISTEN

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Maybe he just doesn\u2019t like theme parks

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michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

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