{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Huh, realize I'm fine walking around on just two legs at baseline now, but I should really bring the cane if I'm gonna load...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/677043211395645440/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/677042016357580800/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Huh, realize I&rsquo;m fine walking around on just two legs at baseline now, but I should really bring the cane if I&rsquo;m gonna load anything into my backpack</p></blockquote>\n<p>Realize the &ldquo;if you bring a cane to the bar the tender credits the disability with like 6 drinks of instability and doesn&rsquo;t cut you off&rdquo; trick probably still works even if you <i>are</i> drunk, though.</p>"}