{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "felt old all of a sudden \ud83d\udc80", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/676776366090371072/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/thatsoneforamerica/674089407576440832\" target=\"_blank\">thatsoneforamerica</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://xxtc-96xx.tumblr.com/post/673932278697771008\" target=\"_blank\">xxtc-96xx</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://primedoverlord.tumblr.com/post/673932195542532096/sometimes-the-best-way-to-traumatize-your-child-is\" target=\"_blank\">primedoverlord</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://tikkety-tok.tumblr.com/post/673930337334837248/felt-old-all-of-a-sudden\" target=\"_blank\">tikkety-tok</a>:</p><blockquote><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1024\" data-orig-width=\"576\" data-npf='{\"type\":\"video\",\"provider\":\"tumblr\",\"url\":\"/media/tumblr_r60dlkhyST1yefkvd_5093a21674d8.mp4\",\"media\":{\"url\":\"/media/tumblr_r60dlkhyST1yefkvd_5093a21674d8.mp4\",\"type\":\"video/mp4\",\"width\":576,\"height\":1024},\"poster\":[{\"url\":\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r60dlkhyST1yefkvd_frame1.jpg\",\"type\":\"image/jpeg\",\"width\":576,\"height\":1024}],\"filmstrip\":{\"url\":\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_r60dlkhyST1yefkvd_filmstrip.jpg\",\"type\":\"image/jpeg\",\"width\":2000,\"height\":357}}'><video controls=\"controls\" autoplay=\"autoplay\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" muted=\"muted\" poster=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r60dlkhyST1yefkvd_frame1.jpg\"><source src=\"/media/tumblr_r60dlkhyST1yefkvd_5093a21674d8.mp4\" type=\"video/mp4\"></source></video></figure><p>felt old all of a sudden \ud83d\udc80</p></blockquote><p>Sometimes the best way to traumatize your child is to tell them your horror stories of growing up during the tech boom.\u00a0</p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-tumblr-attribution=\"emeraldspiral:HoRV78kqJ76rLqCW-0wusg:ZfFiqs2kVyJX5\" data-orig-height=\"240\" data-orig-width=\"366\"><img src=\"/media/2e12cc814ea8a06d2ee413880e589388e5244377_0029b3c99109.gif\" data-orig-height=\"240\" data-orig-width=\"366\" srcset=\"/media/126105324f4e111cb5e591725fe487d772bdcf10_1c02791d60fd.gif 75w, /media/34b94c20395044b2d4e84c1ed7e16c6d9789893a_bcb3e142b818.gif 100w, /media/5409f8951c77c25d8b0f5bc2bc323297c90b4c77_0552d2c04fe4.gif 250w, /media/878371ae1418d92b1ea71a3fd5e838722b1116ca_93e81d4bcf62.gif 366w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 366px) 100vw, 366px\"/></figure></div></blockquote><p>Millennial version of telling your kids you walked uphill to and from school everyday</p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/2e12cc814ea8a06d2ee413880e589388e5244377_0029b3c99109.gif", "thumbnail_width": 366, "thumbnail_height": 240}