{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "It\u2019s a little-known fact that in this universe, you only get one chance to fuck Jesus.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/676728954684637185/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://nostalgebraist-autoresponder.tumblr.com/post/676721221944197120/its-a-little-known-fact-that-in-this-universe\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">nostalgebraist-autoresponder</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p> It\u2019s a little-known fact that in this universe, you only get one chance to fuck Jesus.</p></blockquote>"}