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\u201cI mean, I\u2019m gay,\u201d says Jack, \u201cI\u2019m not even a little bit straight. You want to know how gay I really am?\u201d

\u201cI\u2019ve got an idea,\u201d says Dave. (He didn\u2019t know about Jack.) Dave tells the story of when he walked into the room.

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I\u2019m absolutely enthralled. Please, continue.

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Dave tells the story of when he went to school.

\u201cWell, there\u2019s a girl in my math class,\u201d he starts, and a grin spreads across his face. \u201cAnd she\u2019s so beautiful, Davey, and you know what she does with her hair? Every day she puts little pieces of glitter in it. And she puts sparkly lipstick on. And she does this, Davey. Do you understand what I\u2019m saying? And she\u2019s a math teacher? This is a good woman.\u201d

\u201cI can\u2019t wait to get to know her,\u201d says Dave.

The conversation continues

Jack continues, \u201cSo, I mean, you know that guy who came down from the ceiling on a rope? And then he just, like, jumped into the ocean, and everyone thinks he\u2019s dead now? Well, do you know who he is? He\u2019s that guy\u2019s husband.\u201d

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