{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Now I have a chainglaive\nHo ho ho", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/676217469410623488/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/676204940154339328/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Now I have a chainglaive</p><p>Ho ho ho</p></blockquote>\n<p>Okay, everything I went to cut is like three feet out of reach and it&rsquo;s too unwieldy to use on a ladder; good thing I got the extension, I&rsquo;ll try that tomorrow when it&rsquo;s light again and I have an IKEA kitchen bench in the garage I&rsquo;ve been planning to weatherseal and put out back, that&rsquo;ll be stable enough to stand on if I need a few feet more.</p>"}