{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I wouldn't dislike tiktok/tumblr witchy types so much if they didn't cop an attitude with literally everyone who wasn't a...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/675731201474150400/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://weaver-z.tumblr.com/post/673817616409886720/anyway-baby-witches-i-think-you-should-perform\" target=\"_blank\">weaver-z</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://weaver-z.tumblr.com/post/673817139632832512/i-wouldnt-dislike-tiktoktumblr-witchy-types-so\" target=\"_blank\">weaver-z</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I wouldn&rsquo;t dislike tiktok/tumblr witchy types so much if they didn&rsquo;t cop an attitude with literally everyone who wasn&rsquo;t a &ldquo;witch.&rdquo; All of these fearmongering posts warning &ldquo;baby witches&rdquo; about shadow work and spooky spirits and fae coming to get you if you don&rsquo;t use This Totally Real Protective Sigil reeks of a lingering U.S. Christian upbringing. The number of adults who started their practice by reading a &ldquo;book of witchcraft&rdquo; they bought on Amazon and now act like they&rsquo;re privy to all the secrets of the universe is embarrassing. You are not the first person to do shrooms and light enough patchouli incense to mummify a bird in mid-air. Do y'all remember when some teenagers on tiktok &ldquo;hexed the moon&rdquo; as a joke, and thousands of fully-grown adults threw tantrums for the next month about &ldquo;insulting Artemis?&rdquo; Absolutely Protestant behavior on display there. Calm down and acknowledge that you&rsquo;re a human being and not a magical mystical empath starseed, it&rsquo;s not that serious.</p></blockquote><p>Anyway, baby witches, I think you should perform as many dangerous spells as possible with zero protective measures taken and post them to tiktok, because it&rsquo;s very funny.</p></blockquote>"}