damndinarzade:

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

penny-anna:

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

lisaonatree:

Help it’s on its way!

By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?

penny-anna:

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

lisaonatree:

Did you step on it?

penny-anna:

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!