{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I really hope Russia invades Ukraine because the odds that at least one tank on the Russian side will have a spray-painted...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/675203955151814656/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://centrally-unplanned.tumblr.com/post/675201309113221120/i-really-hope-russia-invades-ukraine-because-the\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">centrally-unplanned</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>I really hope Russia invades Ukraine because the odds that at least one tank on the Russian side will have a spray-painted Asuka/Rei on its turret as it marches into war and the Ukrainian side will have at least one tank with the inverse is approximately 99%. With any luck, they might battle each other.</p><p>And then we might finally know.</p></blockquote>"}