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that was one of the shortest hospital stays of my life, but the highlight of the whole event is that i got the paramedics to read homestuck and listen to lemon demon.

ngl, i’m lucky i got a pic cause otherwise even i would think i’m lying.

John.

what’s up?

this reads like a post i would see in 2014. i feel transported

…when is this post from.

LIKE TWO DAYS AGO???

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