{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Looking into getting a decent cane online and the thing is there are a lot of dropshipped crap stores and then there's the stuff...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/674732527479603200/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/fruityyamenrunner/674729216443547648\" target=\"_blank\">fruityyamenrunner</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/674722387010437120/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/674722155702943744/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Looking into getting a decent cane online and the thing is there are a lot of dropshipped crap stores and then there&rsquo;s the stuff for guys who are just a touch too fedora-classy for katanas</p></blockquote><p>God, I&rsquo;m going to have to find a fucking <i>subreddit</i>, aren&rsquo;t I?</p></blockquote><p>isn&rsquo;t there some general canes/knives/tobacco/phalluses shop where you are</p></blockquote>\n<p>Like, I can think of a <i>vape shop</i>, but that&rsquo;s kinda who the second category are for. The head shop and sex toy shops are their own thing. Portland was barely a frontier redneck <i>thing</i> in the Edwardian era, we don&rsquo;t really have a dandy tradition like that.</p>"}