{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "If you die and have recently eaten any kind of meat dish you\u2019re basically a rotting body housing another rotting body. A human...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/674699053754400768/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://just-shower-thoughts.com/post/674680766925520896/if-you-die-and-have-recently-eaten-any-kind-of\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">just-shower-thoughts</a>:</p><blockquote><p>If you die and have recently eaten any kind of meat dish you\u2019re basically a rotting body housing another rotting body. A human corpse turducken, if you will.</p></blockquote>\n\n\n<p>The dish itself becomes haggis.</p>"}