dimandore:

kontextmaschine:

baconmancr:

garbagegold:

This is very high on my list of favorite Onion articles.

@kontextmaschine

but who?

The current head of the Tokugawa Clan is Tsunenari Tokugawa (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsunenari_Tokugawa)

Well, the second bakufu didn’t restore the Kamakura shogunate, why would the third restore the Tokugawa?