{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "if i was jesus i would of got a disciple to tape a pistol to the back of the cross. soon as they put me up there blam blam i...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/674487960093196288/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://reallyreallyreallytrying.tumblr.com/post/668868219074920448/if-i-was-jesus-i-would-of-got-a-disciple-to-tape-a\" target=\"_blank\">reallyreallyreallytrying</a>:</p><blockquote><p>if i was jesus i would of got a disciple to tape a pistol to the back of the cross. soon as they put me up there blam blam i take out the roman legionaries. hop down and reload. steal a chariot. before pontius pilate can do anything i&rsquo;ve rappelled over his balcony. blam blam. that&rsquo;s his knees</p></blockquote>"}