shrine to the prophet of americana

i'm going to become a false false prophet. my powers are real i just lie for fun.

nightpool:

valtsv:

i’m going to become a false false prophet. my powers are real i just lie for fun.

Iolithae Septimian holding a bat labeled "Vibe Check"ALT

(art by the wonderful @kaaramel)

If you’re fighting barehanded against someone with a club (or even sword!) what you want to do is get so close to them they can’t swing it at you and attack the arms they’re holding it with.