{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Getting enough capacity back I could probably ditch the cane, but honestly \"people underestimate me and I am carrying a...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/673597801476800512/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://tomas-nau-official.tumblr.com/post/673597197564198912/nah-keep-the-cane-and-look-into-getting-a\" target=\"_blank\">tomas-nau-official</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/673596694960701440/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Getting enough capacity back I could probably ditch the cane, but honestly &ldquo;people underestimate me and I am carrying a shortstaff at all times&rdquo; is a compelling case</p></blockquote><p>Nah. Keep the cane and look into getting a wheelchair.<br/><br/>Also lots of grubhub and doordash. No need to walk or prepare your own food.</p></blockquote>\n<p>Wait are there fucking handicapped <i>discounts</i> for those?</p>"}