The Mane 6 as Trendy Fsub Kinks
The Mane 6 as Trendy Fsub Kinks
Extrapolating from Equestria Girls, where they were high school seniors in 2013, the girls would be around 2 years out of college right now, perfect timing for them to resolve their childhood lessons of empowerment-thru-personal-agency with the adult reality of our fallen world by developing these of-the-moment paraphilias!
Twilight Sparkle: bimbofication
Rainbow Dash: bondage
Pinkie Pie: DD/lg
Applejack: creampie risk/impreg
Rarity: consensual nonconsent
Fluttershy: breathplay
I’m sorry, I just drove through the Central Valley for 3 hours with this stuck in my head and I need to inflict it on someone else Ringu-style
Spike: has a raceplay thing
I mean Fluttershy was maybe “praise kink” but otherwise I stand by this
Like, this was from the old personality, a lot of why I’m so hilariously oversexed rn is I was an anxious and cerebral person who developed this kinda understanding of female sexuality to compensate and now I’m a natural charmer
This is also why I’m so specifically girl-focused even as a newly hatched bisexual, it’s not like I was spending those decades pondering over boy sexuality