{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "The Mane 6 as Trendy Fsub Kinks", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/673494429376675840/", "html": "<p><a href=\"/post/673422485820260352/\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"/post/185827891943/\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><h1>The Mane 6 as Trendy Fsub Kinks</h1><p>Extrapolating from Equestria Girls, where they were high school seniors in 2013, the girls would be around 2 years out of college right now, perfect timing for them to resolve their childhood lessons of empowerment-thru-personal-agency with the adult reality of our fallen world by developing these of-the-moment paraphilias!</p><p class=\"npf_chat\" data-npf='{\"subtype\":\"chat\"}'><b>Twilight Sparkle:</b> bimbofication</p><p class=\"npf_chat\" data-npf='{\"subtype\":\"chat\"}'><b>Rainbow Dash:</b> bondage</p><p class=\"npf_chat\" data-npf='{\"subtype\":\"chat\"}'><b>Pinkie Pie:</b> DD/lg</p><p class=\"npf_chat\" data-npf='{\"subtype\":\"chat\"}'><b>Applejack:</b> creampie risk/impreg</p><p class=\"npf_chat\" data-npf='{\"subtype\":\"chat\"}'><b>Rarity:</b> consensual nonconsent</p><p class=\"npf_chat\" data-npf='{\"subtype\":\"chat\"}'><b>Fluttershy:</b> breathplay</p><p>I\u2019m sorry, I just drove through the Central Valley for 3 hours with this stuck in my head and I need to inflict it on someone else Ringu-style</p><p class=\"npf_chat\" data-npf='{\"subtype\":\"chat\"}'><b>Spike:</b> has a raceplay thing</p></blockquote>\n\n\n<p>I mean Fluttershy was <i>maybe</i> \u201cpraise kink\u201d but otherwise I stand by this</p></blockquote>\n\n\n<p>Like, this was from the old personality, a lot of why I&rsquo;m so hilariously oversexed rn is I was an anxious and cerebral person who developed this kinda understanding of female sexuality to compensate and now I&rsquo;m a natural charmer</p>"}