{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "If I'm looking to get out and do non-alcoholic shit more I should get into local high school sports, that's Lindy as hell", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/673338728461238272/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/673338139067170816/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>If I&rsquo;m looking to get out and do non-alcoholic shit more I should get into local high school sports, that&rsquo;s Lindy as hell</p></blockquote>\n<p>Oh my god, pulling bitches, caring about high school sports, I&rsquo;m <i>turning into a jock</i></p>"}