{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "this store on my bus route has a sign that says \u201cSTOP HOWLING AT THE MOON AND LET US COVER YOUR WINDOWS\u201d which has to be the...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/67327686370/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://aresnakesreal.tumblr.com/post/67317876684/this-store-on-my-bus-route-has-a-sign-that-says\" target=\"_blank\">aresnakesreal</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>this store on my bus route has a sign that says \u201cSTOP HOWLING AT THE MOON AND LET US COVER YOUR WINDOWS\u201d which has to be the single advertisement with the least relevancy to my life\u00a0</p>\n</blockquote>"}