{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "One thing this experience has clarified, when people are reading celebrity gossip and they're like \"being dehydrated does not...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/673045243941306368/", "html": "<p>One thing this experience has clarified, when people are reading celebrity gossip and they&rsquo;re like &ldquo;being dehydrated does <i>not</i> excuse so-and-so for going on a topless rampage down Melrose Boulevard at noon yelling about Jewish sluts!&rdquo; like,  I&rsquo;m sure there&rsquo;s some novel pharmaceutical pulleys and levers at work there but yeah, fundamental cellular variables kinda <b>can</b> make you pretty wild and not-you sometimes</p>"}