"ve had two noticeable COVID cases" thats probably 2 in 10 Americans easily at this point, if not higher. This is like being chuffed/ bragging you got the Spanish flu in 1919, except that was way deadlier/harmful, especially way WAY more deadly/harmful to people under 50 than covid is, which is for the most part mostly harmful to olds, obese, and already unhealthy people.