{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "My digestive system is basically in Energy Saver mode so I completely empty my bowels upon getting up and having creatine and in...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/672772669029203968/", "html": "<p>My digestive system is basically in Energy Saver mode so I completely empty my bowels upon getting up and having creatine and in between I don&rsquo;t squeeze my farts out bit by bit so they store up into huge bombs</p>"}