{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Genuinely surprised Frank Zappa wasn\u2019t one of your High School Top 5.  He fits your personality far better than alternative rock...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/672687669742092288/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>Genuinely surprised Frank Zappa wasn\u2019t one of your High School Top 5.  He fits your personality far better than alternative rock ever could have.  Ditto Tool and the n\u00fc-metal scene.</p></div>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/672687337856270336/\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>Frank Zappa I heard enough about to identify as a punchline I might like but not to actually be exposed to; Tool I mostly knew for the sculpted videos, seemed gratuitously turgid to me</p></blockquote><p><p>Knew some guys in college into A Perfect Circle who might have been Tool fans had the timelines lined up but I didn&rsquo;t really vibe <i>that</i> way, either</p></p>"}