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So it's becoming increasingly clear I did have Omicron last week at home and while the experience itself was trivial it's set...

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So it’s becoming increasingly clear I did have Omicron last week at home and while the experience itself was trivial it’s set back the recovery of my physical stability by at least 2 months, so I’ve taken to carrying a cane so that people know I’m a cripple and don’t yell at me for being drunk

As a nice bonus, I can use it to stabilize myself when I stand or walk

Ohhhh, weaknesses in memory formation that leave me repeatedly misplacing things? Good thing I worked up a system of ritual and redundancy such that I can always locate at least one copy of anything I need in 2020

Haha one of my shitty anons just tried to obliquely intimidate me that I was more vulnerable going out now but I still have the skills and instincts of a blue belt trained for street fighting and now I’m carrying a yard-long shortstaff at all times.

Canes: socially acceptable blunt weapons since at least 1437 CE.

I’m pretty sure I’ve equipped them as main weapons in at least 3 different JRPGs