aiweirdness:

With just a few style-change examples, I got GPT-3 to change the Winnie the Pooh theme song into this:

In the uncanny depths of the Hundred Acre Wood
is the place where the great wizard Christopher Robin plays.
If you are fool enough to enter, you will find the enchanted place
where he first came into the fullness of his power.

The great wizard is accompanied by Eeyore, a donkey of great power
As well as the famous Kanga and that which is called Roo. We shall not speak of Tigger.
There is also Rabbit, and Piglet, a mighty duo feared across these lands,
and, of course, there is Owl, also known as The Silent Feathered Death.
But the greatest of them all is Winnie the Pooh.

Winnie the Pooh! Tremble to pronounce his name!
The Great Bear, whose deeds speak for themselves.
Yes, Winnie the Pooh! Speak the power of the Pooh.
Ubiquitous, unpredictable, and terribly ancient.