{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I can't donate my body to science what if it goes to a medical school and when the students crack open my torso and the...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/672013911119282177/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://kalichnikov.tumblr.com/post/671063659228823552/i-cant-donate-my-body-to-science-what-if-it-goes\" target=\"_blank\">kalichnikov</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I can&rsquo;t donate my body to science what if it goes to a medical school and when the students crack open my torso and the professor says &ldquo;I&rsquo;m sorry these are the stupidest organs I&rsquo;ve ever seen&rdquo; </p></blockquote>"}