{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "me: haha Jesus, the average Tinder girl around my hometown uses a much more appealing body to take a much less appealing picture...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/671841684713275392/", "html": "<p class=\"npf_chat\"><b><b><b>me:</b></b></b> haha Jesus, the average Tinder girl around my hometown uses a much more appealing body to take a much less appealing picture than in Portland</p><p class=\"npf_chat\"><b>also me:</b> you are flying back across the country tomorrow night. at this point you are looking for a body, not a person</p>"}