{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "If you told seven year old me the headline \"President announces Omicron battleplan\" and there was a US Space Force, I would not...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/671523564774735872/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://sarkos.tumblr.com/post/671233030153699328/if-you-told-seven-year-old-me-the-headline\" target=\"_blank\">sarkos</a>:</p><blockquote><p>If you told seven year old me the headline &ldquo;President announces Omicron battleplan&rdquo; and there was a US Space Force, I would not have been able to accurately extrapolate the way things would suck</p></blockquote>"}