{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "The Villain Who Plans to Demolish the Toy Shop in a Hallmark Christmas Movie Sets the Record Straight", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/671321610654973952/", "html": "<p class=\"npf_link\" data-npf=\"{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;link&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://href.li/?https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-villain-who-plans-to-demolish-the-toy-shop-in-a-hallmark-christmas-movie-sets-the-record-straight?fbclid=IwAR3hRNxEz3VcTllmykQCoBygukc289bMRaNc2mrbc3bo0Qio9_yow3AlMG4&quot;,&quot;display_url&quot;:&quot;https://href.li/?https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-villain-who-plans-to-demolish-the-toy-shop-in-a-hallmark-christmas-movie-sets-the-record-straight?fbclid=IwAR3hRNxEz3VcTllmykQCoBygukc289bMRaNc2mrbc3bo0Qio9_yow3AlMG4&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;The Villain Who Plans to Demolish the Toy Shop in a Hallmark Christmas Movie Sets the Record Straight&quot;,&quot;description&quot;:&quot;Holiday greetings. It is I, Winston George Higgensbooth Sr., real estate tycoon and hater of children and Christmas cookies\u2026 or at least tha&quot;,&quot;site_name&quot;:&quot;McSweeney's Internet Tendency&quot;,&quot;poster&quot;:[{&quot;media_key&quot;:&quot;800a3295505292a611555274dc0268b9:169021045f33385c-42&quot;,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/png&quot;,&quot;width&quot;:1250,&quot;height&quot;:700}]}\"><a href=\"https://href.li/?https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-villain-who-plans-to-demolish-the-toy-shop-in-a-hallmark-christmas-movie-sets-the-record-straight?fbclid=IwAR3hRNxEz3VcTllmykQCoBygukc289bMRaNc2mrbc3bo0Qio9_yow3AlMG4\" target=\"_blank\">The Villain Who Plans to Demolish the Toy Shop in a Hallmark Christmas Movie Sets the Record Straight</a></p><blockquote class=\"npf_indented\"><p>I intend to build a five-story mixed-use complex in the middle of town, thereby making the city center more prosperous and accessible while relieving our strained housing market. But these NIMBY cocoa-snorters would rather that space be used for their favorite Christmas tree lot. Well, sorry kids, there are eleven other months in a year, and people need homes to live in.</p></blockquote>"}