{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "who cares if they found water on mars. i found water in my basement and it cost me a lot of money", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/671071025448026113/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://ubersaur.tumblr.com/post/671044659461619712/goddamnit\" target=\"_blank\">ubersaur</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://ubersaur.tumblr.com/post/671044634244497408/is-this-really-how-i-find-out-they-found-water-on\" target=\"_blank\">ubersaur</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/brown-forking-weed/670704865106853888\" target=\"_blank\">brown-forking-weed</a>:</p><blockquote><p>who cares if they found water on mars. i found water in my basement and it cost me a lot of money</p></blockquote><p>Is this really how I find out they found water on Mars </p></blockquote><p>Goddamnit </p></blockquote>"}