{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "keanu reeves laughing in the interviewers face at the concept of nfts. another win for the 1/4 chinese gang", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/670765398249046016/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://honestlyitsjustsam.tumblr.com/post/670636452214980608\" target=\"_blank\">honestlyitsjustsam</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://impishglee.tumblr.com/post/670297919052775424/lmao\" target=\"_blank\">impishglee</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://impishglee.tumblr.com/post/670297744590684160\" target=\"_blank\">impishglee</a>:</p><blockquote><p>keanu reeves laughing in the interviewers face at the concept of nfts. another win for the &frac14; chinese gang </p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"187\" data-orig-width=\"828\"><img src=\"/media/49f9aad129b1630f9d360efc5ab1706de9ea9e0d_23d41eb12b59.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"187\" data-orig-width=\"828\" srcset=\"/media/acecb028d9b6d1abdc0cf62f31bb3e69a56669d0_284fd9edeb21.jpg 75w, /media/b0a67aa48131a0ad6be81727e7b479d343940058_e45837bdc314.jpg 100w, /media/7da7b8a95ae54168b69f2a9fb8525d8a5c8a4e7f_004be81668a7.jpg 250w, /media/14e3b38a6aed53d0bcc7c20c5a64b8b1e2b9a638_86cd233ba8ea.jpg 400w, /media/d54c55de9a283369d4756eac8ab7336fcea3a57f_9bf7d3cb5fca.jpg 500w, /media/88a686900591a8b9a9052e842208517f9d0105fe_3af38c75568e.jpg 540w, /media/49f9aad129b1630f9d360efc5ab1706de9ea9e0d_23d41eb12b59.jpg 640w, /media/2c8808ad817323d51b8ec9c7b566022f3253aa31_48d0df22c011.jpg 828w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 828px) 100vw, 828px\"/></figure></div><p>LMAO</p></blockquote><p>What a man</p><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1019\" data-orig-width=\"1029\"><img src=\"/media/28d2ed79a4af54d4a8675ff7f542f8b1033801e3_2cffcba84346.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1019\" data-orig-width=\"1029\" srcset=\"/media/091869bd937f4b210201dc4b2f1de9e1e369a5f1_f7f3fcaad7fc.jpg 75w, /media/8ce61282ecf360c474c83de79665c1b6a0a156ad_7269c3fd62a6.jpg 100w, /media/8334490d2399a93716ff12d764e02f2664daba30_c94c52069ef8.jpg 250w, /media/96b287f09264cd4ee74435af1aac78cfa11b9985_8d24b78f0d3b.jpg 400w, /media/7b59a9ea6d7c049d21c32bf6ac844be9b936b2e9_a25610ce1d47.jpg 500w, /media/ee4227ab198aa11ce5e19aed54edd8e99aae787c_8a77e28b25dc.jpg 540w, /media/28d2ed79a4af54d4a8675ff7f542f8b1033801e3_2cffcba84346.jpg 640w, /media/29f9c0bf9e4d0e922a62df7cc1ba2e9dcee81a62_506eef0d1a85.jpg 1029w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1029px) 100vw, 1029px\"/></figure></div></blockquote>\n<p>As a reminder, my sensei trained Keanu once, and not only did he totally affirm the image of him as a great guy, he said that</p><p>A) he&rsquo;s flush for life off Matrix residuals</p><p>B) he doesn&rsquo;t think he has the acting chops to be a great thespian (he attributes a lot of his success to getting some neck vertebrae fused in childhood so that when he turns his head to look at things his shoulders follow, which directors think looks &ldquo;dynamic&rdquo;)</p><p>So at this point he&rsquo;s basically in the game as a hobby, to get stuff he likes made (<i>John Wick</i> was his longtime stunt guy&rsquo;s directorial passion project)</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/49f9aad129b1630f9d360efc5ab1706de9ea9e0d_23d41eb12b59.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 145}