Flirting with a Reedie on tinder, wondering if there’s a good time to bring up that she actually wouldn’t be the first college student who ran nuclear reactors in the summer I’ve made out with

(The first one told me it automatically ran self-diagnostic tests on both startup and shutdown so if they wanted to reset it quick and only test once they triggered the emergency earthquake sensor to shut it down by walking up and giving the reactor enclosure a solid kick)