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detectivehole:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

“honey! i’m home!” i say, opening the door and greeting my wife as i return from a hard days work as a 9 to 5 art thief

i do this to supplement her income as a stagnating mid-tier streamer and also because i love it

my hands look like this so hers can look like this

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