{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "If there's one thing I will never understand it's Lord of the Rings fans wanting to be an elf in Middle Earth. I mean, sure...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/670085362021990400/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://attackfish.tumblr.com/post/638218596424744960/ive-been-witnessing-a-cringe-compilation-of-the\" target=\"_blank\">attackfish</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://poolsidescientist.tumblr.com/post/637768795106230272/if-theres-one-thing-i-will-never-understand-its\" target=\"_blank\">poolsidescientist</a>:</p><blockquote><p>If there&rsquo;s one thing I will never understand it&rsquo;s Lord of the Rings fans wanting to be an elf in Middle Earth. I mean, sure they&rsquo;re graceful and pretty but they live too damn long and having to witness an eternity of stupidity from the species around them. Like, imagine being Elrond and basically witnessing a cringe compilation of the human race. Nope. No thanks.</p></blockquote><p>I&rsquo;ve been witnessing a cringe compilation of the human race my whole life.  Elrond is not special.</p></blockquote>"}