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don't tell me you don't have a thing for asians just as bad as rivers cuomo

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don't tell me you don't have a thing for asians just as bad as rivers cuomo

I was into asian porn in the ‘90s, but I think that was largely cause Japan kept a “the prettiest girl you see in town today, in a pictorial that suggests fantasies” tradition when America was like “here’s a 32-year-old stripper from Des Moines in pigtails spreading her labia”