{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "::with the power of the new personality, realizes how many girls he totally coulda fucked, from middle school to now::\naw, dang!", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/669813886940233728/", "html": "<p><b>::with the power of the new personality, realizes how many girls he totally coulda fucked, from middle school to now::</b></p><p>aw, <i>dang!</i></p>"}