{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I'm sitting here and he's trying to get me to open the window for him", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/669503915203624960/", "html": "<div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"2048\" data-orig-width=\"1536\"><img src=\"/media/cf248dc9e8b758b721c4285fa350e4fbf24f4fc8_977fd14a10f3.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"2048\" data-orig-width=\"1536\" srcset=\"/media/ba967fa4659947d437fad59f485125d28940ed23_a63621194194.jpg 75w, /media/053e56aac7a5ac88154e8e7045273c1f94752bb5_41fef8890dc8.jpg 100w, /media/725d84ec3efdc67b31f7fd04be1e93827b0a740f_1bdf3e95b731.jpg 250w, /media/f7beb6270b5b3c65f6f684ce63c91f01b00027e0_c6d752e2af4b.jpg 400w, /media/58531e88835b914da5603a3849b95e79cf1e95b5_80b5da5e8827.jpg 500w, /media/047aa9ad0958a4e7e04ce208e314335bd9b2d252_d5367ab7acf8.jpg 540w, /media/cf248dc9e8b758b721c4285fa350e4fbf24f4fc8_977fd14a10f3.jpg 640w, /media/bc70584c82b485b8d400ad9bf94fe49209ad3cef_a74b91923eca.jpg 1280w, /media/8fecef18747b5283345dd47fc27f9263960a8af3_16974d235a2e.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\"/></figure></div><p>I&rsquo;m sitting here and he&rsquo;s trying to get me to open the window for him</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/cf248dc9e8b758b721c4285fa350e4fbf24f4fc8_977fd14a10f3.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 853}