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Re-realizing that the solution to “I want to get drunk but liquor is too harsh and beer too tedious and wine is jammy or thin and acidic or expensive” is malt liquor

Beatbox is the new Mad Dog

Mickeys is forever

I miss Sparks

that and the OG 4Loko\u2026caffeinated malt liquor man

The thing was it felt like we had The Sparks Moment and then by 2007 we were like “okay we see the issue here” and then we immediately had The 4Loko Moment

dude there was the whole Jolt cola and Jolt energy drink thing too right around the Spark Moment\u2026smdh left us with this vodka redbull and pbr cold brew crap

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Oh did Jolt get a comeback? That figures. I remember original Jolt, from the ‘90s, and Jolt 2

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