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kontextmaschine:

Re-realizing that the solution to “I want to get drunk but liquor is too harsh and beer too tedious and wine is jammy or thin and acidic or expensive” is malt liquor

Beatbox is the new Mad Dog

Mickeys is forever

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I miss Sparks

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