{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Re-realizing that the solution to \"I want to get drunk but liquor is too harsh and beer too tedious and wine is jammy or thin...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/669086373660311552/", "html": "<p>Re-realizing that the solution to &ldquo;I want to get drunk but liquor is too harsh and beer too tedious and wine is jammy or thin and acidic or expensive&rdquo; is malt liquor</p>"}